My confusion lives in the North Pole
because he likes
He wears toilet paper
because he wants to be a mummy.
because he loves white.
He loves white because it is nothing,
and nothing doesn’t hurt his head.
He breathes fire
to burn the people
who put him in jail.
He breaks windows
because he needs the glass for protection.
I wish he would go to sleep.
About the Author
My name is Spencer. I am nine years old. I live with my mom, dad and little brother. Some day I want to be better at math. If I were a season, I would be summer because I like vacations. If I could go back in time, I would go to the year 1912 so I could watch the Titanic sink. I am also the author of Kim Goes to Hawaii.